I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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