so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
is it fun? or sober?
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