wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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