i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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