i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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