so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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