Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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