she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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