there was a trapeze. enough said
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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