And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
