I love black thongs
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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