They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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