Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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