she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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