Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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