Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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