Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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