HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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