i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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