its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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