I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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