The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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