I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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