I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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