even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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