I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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