lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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