I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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