Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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