how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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