**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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