i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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