i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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