that's an acceptable place to lick
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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