I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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