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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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