Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
soo... how was my night?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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