He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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Come on in and take your pants off
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