You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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