Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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