Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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