I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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