something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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