He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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