Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Drunk is not a location!
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