i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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