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how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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