I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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