She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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