You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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