Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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