Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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