Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
