Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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